Oh, get over yourself and buy a third party mouse, ye whiny git!

Sheesh, that was a bit blunter than me :)

They don't put hardware eject buttons on the optical drives because it's a Mac OS thing to allow the OS to ensure all writing (this is primarily from the floppy/Zip/Jaz kind of media but still) is complete before allowing the disc to be ejected.

Yeah, but your average garden variety optical drive has an OS-controllable lock on the eject button...