Picture this: you've been rounded up, along with 5000 other adults, into a giant gymnasium and made to sit on your own sleepytime mat. The gymnasium is clearly built specifically for this purpose. No-one knows whats going on, but it looks suspiciously like one of those team-building conferences where you're all brainwashed. Then this lady comes along and asks you if you know about God- you realise, you're about to be converted! and you're going to endd up enjoying it!

sounds like a nightmare to me.