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growler_south) wrote2005-05-26 01:25 pm
growler_south) wrote2005-05-26 01:25 pm
Life's faster at 130bpm
1: plug in headphones
2: turn up volume
3: select INSANE german techno
Result: the tinny "tsh tsh" emanating from your headphones acts as a forcefield, repelling all co-workers and masking the sound of ringing phones.
Caution: Some German techno can sound like porno music or, at least, music you'd like to fuck to. Horniness may result.
2: turn up volume
3: select INSANE german techno
Result: the tinny "tsh tsh" emanating from your headphones acts as a forcefield, repelling all co-workers and masking the sound of ringing phones.
Caution: Some German techno can sound like porno music or, at least, music you'd like to fuck to. Horniness may result.