Woulddya STOP!

Holidays = to have fun, relax and do whatever the hell you want.

Rules of our house = no rules. Sleep all day if you want.

Invite Alaska down if ya want-- he can stay here too; we'll just leave you alone, and change the towels now and then.

Money? Just get here.

Disappointment? Not an option. We've met.

Sexual favors? I can meet you at the airport with a locking chastity belt! Then they could blame me! ;-P

And remember--you extended the most generous hospitality to me when I was there; I can only hope to match your standard.

Have I missed anything?

ANd yes, it IS your holiday. Fuck the begrudgers