Not that you will, but should you find yourself in Almeda (think of it as the Bay-area equivalent of Papatoetoe) make sure you go to Ole's Waffle House.

It is an authentic American diner.

Get a seat at the counter. The waitresses are works of art. Poetry in motion. Big, bullet-proof hair-dos, huge tits, and the ability to apply whipped butter to multiple plates of waffles that defies belief.

Then you will really feel like you have been to the US.