"Oprah's new MIRACLE diet!"

Wow! Oprah's lost weight again! it's a miracle!
I'd say "like anyone cares" but those women's magazines just keep selling!!

UPDATE: THIS JUST IN...

New Scientist headlines: "Violent jet detected spewing from brown dwarf.

A jet of matter has been detected spewing from a brown dwarf for the first time, mimicking a process seen in young stars."

Ah, so *thats* how she does it...