My penis does not need fuel injection, nor does it care how many CCs my car's engine has. Apparently, this makes me quite the anomaly in this country.

I plan to buy a Honda Jazz when it finally debuts here - the model with the CVT that has a 7-speed "automanual" mode. It's geeky (and fuel efficient) enough to take the sting out of driving an automatic.

(My mother only gave up her standard transmission car when her arthritis in her hand and elbow got too bad; even then, she referred to the auto-trans car as her "old lady car." Hence my general attitude toward automatics....)