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Dreams: funny how you dont remember them much until its important. For example, last night I dreamed I woke up and pissed in a really tiny toilet.

Of course I didnt fully remember that dream until later this morning, as I washed my vitamins down with ~~water~~ from the glass beside my bed...

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*sorely tempted to roll about on the floor in helpless hysterics*

It's just too bad I can't get away with that at work. Holding in this much laughter hurts, ya know!

As if it would be the first time you drank such, anyway... though maybe the first time not at, shall we say, "serving temperature." ;)

ooh, the hawtness.

more like hilarity! you silly minx.

I am beyond words...

Try stumbling home drunk, taking out your contact lenses, then brushing your teeth before bed for 2 minutes before you realize you have squeezed Preperation H on your toothbrush and not toothpaste. My gums were never so tight in my life.

I'm just a little concerned that you have Preparation H that handy. Is there something you want to tell me?

It was on sale?

Uh huh?
*raises eyebrow*

Actually if you MUST know - it reduces puffiness under the eyes. :o)

Does it taste better when cold?

Worse. Much, much worse. Blurgh!!

Not the same substances, but I do know the experience of reaching blindly for the mouthwash and ending up with the Dettol instead.

YUCK!

Such a thing really is best when fresh, right from the tap, as it were....

oh my!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww

*Gulp!*

That is SO... hot?

Gooood boy.

Please be careful when you're in the same house. The permutations and combinations might be dangerous. Pissing into a tube of Preparation H? Using vitamen water to, um, reduce puffiness? Brushing teeth with... well, you get the idea. You might need a monitor.

Hrmmm... I never thought of that. A monitor eh? Who's up to the challenge?

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