Oh My God.

[growler_south]

Situation of the evening- lightly panicked, slightly hysterical phone call: "I just paid one of the dancers to give him a lap dance, but she's taken him to one of the private rooms! He's going to kill me!!"

Its almost like I was there, albeit without the long blonde hair whipping my face as a breasty beauty gyrates on my lap. I even got to chat to one of the dancers, fresh from a lap dance. She was looking forward to my visit in December, but I couldnt stop laughing at the shenanigans coming down the phone from Anchorage. I'm SO proud of Erich, he's the perfect host. I think we're going to get along *just fine*...

Oh, and this post is not about sinnabor. There's no way he'd crawl from titty-bar to titty-bar- even if he had 6 shots of Jaegermeister, a couple beers (one of which he misplaced while receiving his first lap-dance of the evening), and a naughty Alaskan goading him on. No, that doesnt sound like sinnabor at all. Nosiree.

*EVIL GRIN*

Comments

[scream4noreason.livejournal.com]

I thought you were going to Alaska not Lap-land!

[f8n-begorra.livejournal.com]

Clearly, we need to review our hospitality standards. Sadly, the lovely bearbait and Darrin were offered no lapdances this weekend!

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

Lap dances? Titty-bars?

Have I fallen through a dimensional rift into StraightAssholeWorld?

Never been in a titty bar, can't imagine ever being in one.

[bluebear2.livejournal.com]

I was thinking of going up there to visit some guys I know up there but now I'm reconsidering.

[smellykaka.livejournal.com]

Have I fallen through a dimensional rift into StraightAssholeWorld?

Never been in a titty bar, can't imagine ever being in one.

Well I'm a StraightAsshole, and I don't think much of titty bars either :)

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

I don't think all straight men are assholes. It just seems to me that the ones that frequently patronize "titty bars" would be more likely to be so.

[sunsmogseahorse.livejournal.com]

I'd say we need to start the bear equivalent but did you ever notice in gay bars you don't actually have to pay a desirable someone to get all hootchie with your cootchie? They'll do it for free.

[smellykaka.livejournal.com]

You're probably right. Assholes, or single and sad, one or t'other. Been to one once and, while it wasn't an unpleasant experience as such, I've no interest in going again.

[digdusdownunda.livejournal.com]

doorman at Urge he'll do it for $5...*grin*

[sunsmogseahorse.livejournal.com]

Great, I could use the $5.

[sinnabor.livejournal.com]

You seem to fill your life with a lot of artificially limited horizons. Do you have anything more interesting to talk about?

[sinnabor.livejournal.com]

What, you don't do lap dances? I'll happily stuff dollar bills into your jock...

[f8n-begorra.livejournal.com]

It's a date!

[paulo38.livejournal.com]

You can be Doorman at Urge any time Sexy Man.
Hell we will even give you a fist full of 5's
I'm sure Grant will find other things about the Bar to amuse himself with.
;-)

[sunsmogseahorse.livejournal.com]

It's about time I made it your way...

[paulo38.livejournal.com]

You will be made very welcome....
Come on down anytime you like Mr.
I can just imagine the welcoming committee on your first night!!
;-)

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

You may have a point about "artificially limited horizons", but as a gay man I cannot imagine why I would ever WANT to have a scantily clad woman rub herself against me. Unlike some gay men, I don't detest women - I know quite a few I value as friends. That said, I think of the idea of getting a "lap dance" from a woman with about the same level of enthusiasm as the average heterosexual male would for getting one from a scantily clad male dancer.

As for being "interesting" - such is in the eye of the beholder, and I don't really worry much about how entertaining you might or might not find my postings.

[sinnabor.livejournal.com]

but as a gay man I cannot imagine why I would ever WANT to have a scantily clad woman rub herself against me.

Oh, trust me, you don't. It's weird.

Except... maybe you should try it just once to be sure. The only reason it was amusing is that a giggling evil bastard (baerenjagd) initiated it at the promptings of another sniggering evil bastard (growler_south) and it's good to know they care enough to put me in humorous and uncomfortable situations.

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

I don't need to try jumping off a cliff to be quite sure I wouldn't care for the experience.

We seem to have vastly different perspectives on the concept of "care".

Ah well - if we were all the same, things would be even more boring, n'est-ce pas?

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

I was not the prompter!! the first I knew of it was the panicked phone call as you were dragged from sight!! but yes, I admit, I did laugh heartily at your misfortune. I am evil and must be punished. :-)

(and I dont think for a milisecond that I will elude a similar encounter...)

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

"I know quite a few I value as friends."
It may be just me, but as I read that I distinctly heard my grandad saying "Dont get me wrong, some of my best friends are fags..."

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Holy fuck, no longer are they content with molesting every foreigner that comes to the bar, now they're pre-booking my friends! On my very own journal!!

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

Then I didn't say it properly, since that's not at all what I meant.

[paulo38.livejournal.com]

Growler thats not the case ..
As for the Kettle calling.........

XXXX

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Pot<-->kettle? Well now lets see, last night I was at home in bed watching a lovely family movie. Meanwhile you were at Family chatting to- now who was it you were chatting to again? it wouldnt be someone from out of town would it?

LOL!!! you're going to have the time of your life when you come to Alaska.. all those Americans...

[paulo38.livejournal.com]

We have to make the tourists feel welcome. Thats all we were doing!!

This town is too Small!

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Oh, how you cast aspersions on my character!

(but it appears you know me too well)

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

whateverrrr.. ;->