Oh My God.

[growler_south]

Situation of the evening- lightly panicked, slightly hysterical phone call: "I just paid one of the dancers to give him a lap dance, but she's taken him to one of the private rooms! He's going to kill me!!"

Its almost like I was there, albeit without the long blonde hair whipping my face as a breasty beauty gyrates on my lap. I even got to chat to one of the dancers, fresh from a lap dance. She was looking forward to my visit in December, but I couldnt stop laughing at the shenanigans coming down the phone from Anchorage. I'm SO proud of Erich, he's the perfect host. I think we're going to get along *just fine*...

Oh, and this post is not about sinnabor. There's no way he'd crawl from titty-bar to titty-bar- even if he had 6 shots of Jaegermeister, a couple beers (one of which he misplaced while receiving his first lap-dance of the evening), and a naughty Alaskan goading him on. No, that doesnt sound like sinnabor at all. Nosiree.

*EVIL GRIN*

Comments

[sinnabor.livejournal.com]

but as a gay man I cannot imagine why I would ever WANT to have a scantily clad woman rub herself against me.

Oh, trust me, you don't. It's weird.

Except... maybe you should try it just once to be sure. The only reason it was amusing is that a giggling evil bastard (baerenjagd) initiated it at the promptings of another sniggering evil bastard (growler_south) and it's good to know they care enough to put me in humorous and uncomfortable situations.

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

I don't need to try jumping off a cliff to be quite sure I wouldn't care for the experience.

We seem to have vastly different perspectives on the concept of "care".

Ah well - if we were all the same, things would be even more boring, n'est-ce pas?

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

I was not the prompter!! the first I knew of it was the panicked phone call as you were dragged from sight!! but yes, I admit, I did laugh heartily at your misfortune. I am evil and must be punished. :-)

(and I dont think for a milisecond that I will elude a similar encounter...)