All I have to do is go to a sex club and not have sex!

That happens to me all to often. Much as a want to have sex It doesn't happen. I would enjoy lounging around in towels with friends. Lounging with trolls isn't quite the same thing.

I really liked the sex club in Auckland. I believe it is called the Centurian. It was clean and comfortable. It could be great fun.

(Alas, the night I was there I got only one interested party. We went to a room, he took one look at my PA and ran shreiking.)