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growler_south) wrote2006-11-29 01:24 pm
growler_south) wrote2006-11-29 01:24 pm
Beans, beans, the musical fruit...
Watties have just introduced a new range of ethnic flavoured baked beans, the 'bean there ate that' range.
So we have our cans all labelled with funky retro cartoon ethnic stereotype beans doing charming ethnic things. Those silly backwards foreigners, dont they look funny! But... what's this? Hang on, that odd little catchphrase insert isnt a cloud after all, it looks more like a...
Yes indeed, these beans are GOOD. One meal of Moroccan beans and you'll be talking out your arse too. Unless your Indian, in which case you'll be levitating from the sheer force of your gastric emissions.
Go out and buy these beans before they change the cans. They're supercool.
So we have our cans all labelled with funky retro cartoon ethnic stereotype beans doing charming ethnic things. Those silly backwards foreigners, dont they look funny! But... what's this? Hang on, that odd little catchphrase insert isnt a cloud after all, it looks more like a...
Yes indeed, these beans are GOOD. One meal of Moroccan beans and you'll be talking out your arse too. Unless your Indian, in which case you'll be levitating from the sheer force of your gastric emissions.
Go out and buy these beans before they change the cans. They're supercool.
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