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[growler_south]

Amazing what you find on the internets. Why, just this evening I stumbled across this (Not Safe For... anything, really) video clip of a gentleman using a bottle brush to clean his urethra. Cleanliness is close to godliness, watching the clip certainly had me calling to Jesus.



Which reminds me of the time I lied to my mother: she found my vibrating sound in the drainer with the cutlery. "Where does this go, and what's it for?"

I told her it was a cocktail stirrer. That's why it vibrates.

A most lovely afternoon, a very intimate dinner to celebrate Squirty's birthday. I made a lime meringue pie (the meringue was perfect, the lime was far too tart) and then had a couple of glasses of champagne and promptly turned bright red all over- damn histamine reaction. Now to get some sleep, as I only got home at 6am.

Comments

[fogbear.livejournal.com]

Oh, I wish I hadn't watched that. I really wish I hadn't watched that.

I think the only way you can possibly make it up to me is to post a video of yourself using that vibrating sound. It's the very least you can do.

[mikeybill.livejournal.com]

owwww

[rob-nickel.livejournal.com]

fuck, I'd hate to see what that guy's head looks like after seeing his scarred up cock and hands.

Now where do we sign up to un-see things off the internet?

[sinnabor.livejournal.com]

Mine doesn't vibrate anymore. Hmpf. Can't figure out how to get it open to check the wiring to the motor.

[sunsmogseahorse.livejournal.com]

Brian is a gearhead on every level.

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

I presumed mine was hermetically sealed- it doesnt appear to want to unscrew anywhere obvious. Though I'm not sure I'd want any part of it coming unscrewed...

[sinnabor.livejournal.com]

Just how hard do you need to twist it during use? :-)

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Just the suggestion of the knbby end bit coming off is enough to give me the willies.

Oh, and I finally got around to listening to 'Guts'.

Aiee.

I really shouldnt have put it on the stereo while I worked outside, should I...

[sinnabor.livejournal.com]

:-)

Yea, you generally don't want folks listening to "Guts" who haven't opted-in. Especially if you find yourself personally identifying with the events presented.

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Well obviously I didnt personally identify with *all* the events...

[sinnabor.livejournal.com]

Fixed it. Bzzzzzzzzzz.

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Girls do sounding too, so you'd probably not get away with that either...

[ufcub.livejournal.com]

That is truly one of the most disturbing videos I've seen in a long time. *OUCH*

[beg1n.livejournal.com]

He lubricated with antibacterial hand soap?!? Does that make it better in his eyes?

Just in case I rip apart the inside of my cock, at least I know it will be clean and disinfected.

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure he's the sanest of people to begin with.

[musclebearnz.livejournal.com]

My dentists got one of them..

[barbarian-rat.livejournal.com]

That hurt just watchin' it..

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

You know you love a bit of bottle-brush action...

[barbarian-rat.livejournal.com]

I once had a STD test at the doc's office. She gave me the cotton swab thing, said It's better if the patient does it, and I'll be back in a few moments.... Ouch. That hurt.... She came back in, when I commented on it, she said - yep that's how I know if a patient has really done the test or not.

Fortunately the test was negative...