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growler_south ([personal profile] growler_south) wrote2008-07-06 04:06 am

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Lost: Jack's in Phuket, Thailand. The ladyfriend he's dining with has said repeatedly "Sawadee kaap", which is the male way of speaking.

Either she's an american actress and the script writers kinda screwed up, or Jack's about to find far more than he bargained for, which isn't exactly unheard of in Thailand.

[identity profile] omenode.livejournal.com 2008-07-05 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
We have a joke over here that goes like this.
An Aussie guy on holiday in thailand gets a prostitute, takes her back to his room and fucks her, afterwards they are in bed and she is fondling his cock and stroking his cock and he says " do you like my cock?"
And she says....." No...................I miss mine"

[identity profile] philbutrin.livejournal.com 2008-07-05 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
she's chinese, actually, although she lives in america now. her name is Bai Ling, and she's probably best known for wearing skimpy (and sometimes overly revealing) outfits...