!@%!@#$#@!% <---- Growler's mind. Boggling.

And you look so innocent, sitting there with your wee laptop. Does the cat know what you get up to?

The lady at the shop said I had enough to make a bath-full of lube, but not to do that because if you got into the bath you'd never get out. I believe her now, its the slipperiest substance I have *ever* encountered.

Ooh damn ive gone all hard again. The boys really are in trouble now... Muuuhahaha!!!