A day of strange communications...

[growler_south]

First, from BearWWW: Happy new year ! I am a really cute hairy man... send me a lot of pics of you with your hairy butt, and I send you what you want ! rico

Ok, heres 38 pics of me posing with my hairy butt, now send me an Aston Martin!!

Then Later via Text/SMS: Hiya! Does Mo hav a bro workin @ towaway co. dats smallr walking breathing sexfuck dat can make u cum in yr pants by just 1 look? let me know if he does...

Of course, I immediately asked for photos.

he wus right outside my door I COULDNT take pics discreetly, Hairy little fuckr he wuz 2. Sigh.

Waah!! I could really do with little Mo-like furry stocky towie lovin' right now...

Update: Boof got this from a guy in England: hi u looking 4 a cub/pig 4 a ltr im willing to relocate.
Very trusting!

Comments

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

Completely inauthentic coming from me as I've never set foot Down Under - got it off a website glossary of Aussie slang and something about the expression appealed to me.

Still - my parents did meet on a South Pacific cruise to Australia and back, so it can be legitimately argued that without Australia, I wouldn't be here now....