A day of strange communications...

[growler_south]

First, from BearWWW: Happy new year ! I am a really cute hairy man... send me a lot of pics of you with your hairy butt, and I send you what you want ! rico

Ok, heres 38 pics of me posing with my hairy butt, now send me an Aston Martin!!

Then Later via Text/SMS: Hiya! Does Mo hav a bro workin @ towaway co. dats smallr walking breathing sexfuck dat can make u cum in yr pants by just 1 look? let me know if he does...

Of course, I immediately asked for photos.

he wus right outside my door I COULDNT take pics discreetly, Hairy little fuckr he wuz 2. Sigh.

Waah!! I could really do with little Mo-like furry stocky towie lovin' right now...

Update: Boof got this from a guy in England: hi u looking 4 a cub/pig 4 a ltr im willing to relocate.
Very trusting!

Comments

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

Interesting... I have a story I wrote involving a tow-truck driver... furry, bearded, cigar smoker... ;)

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Takes his trick to the forest? one of my recurring jerk-off fantasies, but dont remember if I read it somewhere or made it up... but generally tow-truck drivers are fuckin hot. Its the grease and dirt plus the no-nonsense attitude. Woof!!

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

Nope, nothing like that.

Bearded, furry, cigar-chompin' sweaty tow truck driver in dirty work boots and greasy jeans and shirt....

*Evil Grin*

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Waah!!! and here am I still at work!!

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

What's that to do with anything?

[boofbiker.livejournal.com]

Nice to know someone wants to move to be with me but you would at least think he would want to know my name first. I mean I could be a serial killer. Hang on how many murders is considered to be a serial killer and not just a murderer?? Just curious. hehe

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

3, and they have to be in similar circumstances. Thats why they never caught me. Oops, did I say that out loud? now you have to die too!! Out, damn voices, out!!

*do not adjust your set. Normal transmission will resume shortly*

[boofbiker.livejournal.com]

Just remember people will know where I am. LOL I just hope they actually do want me back.

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

If they don't, they've got roos loose in the top paddock. ;)

[boofbiker.livejournal.com]

You just dont hear enough comments like that. Love the slang! I think a couple of people want me to come back.

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

Completely inauthentic coming from me as I've never set foot Down Under - got it off a website glossary of Aussie slang and something about the expression appealed to me.

Still - my parents did meet on a South Pacific cruise to Australia and back, so it can be legitimately argued that without Australia, I wouldn't be here now....

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

Sorry... I misrepresented the character a bit... I quote:

He was definitely my type; the angle made it difficult to estimate, but he looked to be about my height -- 5'10 or so, though his build was much burlier than mine. Wavy dirty-blond hair to his shoulders, a thick, bushy and fairly long light brown goatee with a couple days worth of stubble and the sun bleached blond fur on his forearms all caught my attention, as did the butt of a thick, black cigar he had clenched in his jaw. I then noticed what appeared to be some fur showing through the top of his uniform shirt, and what were definitely some big dark sweat marks under his arms. The well worn jeans he was wearing didn't do a damn thing to hide a bulging basket in front nor a beefy butt in the rear. A pair of beat-up, grease stained old work boots were the finishing touch.

I'm sorry for misleading you about the level of greasiness. My bad.

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well.. I'm.... not.... interested... any....

*uuuhhhh!!!! YEAH!!!*

..more. pant pant pant

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... wonder how long I can spin this out with little snippets of story, without giving away the spermy bits. ;)