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growler_south ([personal profile] growler_south) wrote2005-02-15 11:30 am

*grin*

"Let me get this straight: your relationship didnt work despite working hard at it, so you called it off, and instantly you're good mates again. And so you still get to hang out and do cool stuff with those two sexy fuckers, just without the damaging relationship. Fuck! Even when bad stuff happens to you it's good. I hate you. XoXoXo"

Well thats a refreshing perspective... I have the coolest friends sometimes. Even if they *do* hate me sometimes.

[identity profile] growler-south.livejournal.com 2005-02-15 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
LOL! a couple of corrections:

1) I'm so NOT available right now. We're talking 72 hours since we had the Big Talk. I am, however, available for sweaty grunty pigsex. *grin*
2) I'm not even on a continent, I'm on a tiny unstable volcanic island next to Antarctica!
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[identity profile] furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com 2005-02-15 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Unstable. Feh! I live in CaliFuckinFornia, I know unstable!

Hell, I used to work in West Hollywood - you wanna talk about unstable.... ;)

[identity profile] taobear.livejournal.com 2005-02-15 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
Well...as for #1 - technically, I never said you weren't available before now in that respect, nor did I state explicitly that your 'availability' were necessarily any different than it had been previouly, but the post was certainly made more humorous by taking advantage of the ambiguity of the term "available" therefore implying "for a relationship"*
and as for #2 - I actually knew this, and expecting you to correct me in this manner allows me to say something witty like, "You're not even on a continent?!? That's even worse! No wonder I keep losing your signal...I just figured it was having trouble keeping up with all the constant movement from one sweaty, grunt-filled pigsex encounter to another...On another odd note, the little bleeps playing everytime you move are playing 'Get It Get It' by the scissor sisters."

*Please note that the term 'relationship' is even more ambiguous than the term 'available'...thereby proving the hypothesis that the English language is in fact incapable of ever expressing anything with certainty - or so it's thought...

[identity profile] growler-south.livejournal.com 2005-02-15 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
I like you more and more :-D

[identity profile] taobear.livejournal.com 2005-02-15 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
*taobear vigorously wipes his mustache and goatee with his hand in the international signal for, "I'm cleaning off a place for you to sit."*