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"Let me get this straight: your relationship didnt work despite working hard at it, so you called it off, and instantly you're good mates again. And so you still get to hang out and do cool stuff with those two sexy fuckers, just without the damaging relationship. Fuck! Even when bad stuff happens to you it's good. I hate you. XoXoXo"
Well thats a refreshing perspective... I have the coolest friends sometimes. Even if they *do* hate me sometimes.
Well thats a refreshing perspective... I have the coolest friends sometimes. Even if they *do* hate me sometimes.
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Date: 2005-02-14 10:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-14 11:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-15 02:05 am (UTC)Wait a minute...*checks GWPS (Global Woofer Positioning satellite)*...damn...you're on another f#&*ing continent...*sigh*
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Date: 2005-02-15 02:42 am (UTC)1) I'm so NOT available right now. We're talking 72 hours since we had the Big Talk. I am, however, available for sweaty grunty pigsex. *grin*
2) I'm not even on a continent, I'm on a tiny unstable volcanic island next to Antarctica!
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Date: 2005-02-15 05:20 am (UTC)Hell, I used to work in West Hollywood - you wanna talk about unstable.... ;)
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Date: 2005-02-15 11:01 am (UTC)and as for #2 - I actually knew this, and expecting you to correct me in this manner allows me to say something witty like, "You're not even on a continent?!? That's even worse! No wonder I keep losing your signal...I just figured it was having trouble keeping up with all the constant movement from one sweaty, grunt-filled pigsex encounter to another...On another odd note, the little bleeps playing everytime you move are playing 'Get It Get It' by the scissor sisters."
*Please note that the term 'relationship' is even more ambiguous than the term 'available'...thereby proving the hypothesis that the English language is in fact incapable of ever expressing anything with certainty - or so it's thought...
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Date: 2005-02-15 11:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-15 01:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-15 04:13 am (UTC)Hog tie and spank perhaps, but never hate.
:)
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Date: 2005-02-15 06:04 am (UTC)