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growler_south ([personal profile] growler_south) wrote2005-03-20 06:26 pm

Notes for a happy life #14

If: you are talking to your neighbour
And: You feel something you dont recognise in the pocket of your greasy, sweaty overalls
Then: leave it in your pocket until after neighbour has gone.
Else: it may turn out to be a used condom, complete with knotted top, and neighbours eyes may bug out on stalks.

[identity profile] gregorbehr.livejournal.com 2005-03-20 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure if that is really disgusting, or REALLY HOT!

[identity profile] growler-south.livejournal.com 2005-03-20 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
Both- it was really hot when it was put there, but really disgusting today when it was removed! even I was embarrassed.