Notes for a happy life #14

[growler_south]

If: you are talking to your neighbour
And: You feel something you dont recognise in the pocket of your greasy, sweaty overalls
Then: leave it in your pocket until after neighbour has gone.
Else: it may turn out to be a used condom, complete with knotted top, and neighbours eyes may bug out on stalks.

Comments

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing*

[debxena.livejournal.com]

*chokes*

*dies*

*revives, and reads out loud to Ben*

*chokes and dies again*

[gregorbehr.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure if that is really disgusting, or REALLY HOT!

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Both- it was really hot when it was put there, but really disgusting today when it was removed! even I was embarrassed.

[whiskerfish.livejournal.com]

see email

Re: email

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Well, if you're sure thats what you want, though I still dont understand where the llamas and the weather balloon come into it... I presume you'll pay all court costs should I get caught?

[clintswan.livejournal.com]

oh my...

[bikerbearmark.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh heh heh. I assume, however, that as much as your neighbor's eyes bugged out, the possibility came as no surprise...

<grin>

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

No surprise at all to me, I knew exactly where it came from, though I didnt like to point out that it was about 4 months old... Ewwww!!!

[bikerbearmark.livejournal.com]

Yes, but I assume your neighbor wasn't too surprised that you would use such things...

<grin>

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Possibly the horror of the moment translated into a nice fantasy for him of what I might get up to while wearing my overalls....

[f8n-begorra.livejournal.com]

I can personally vouch for the next-door neighbors; they wouldn't be surprised about anything emerging from the Growler's pocket--though might possibly be rendered ill.

[musclebearnz.livejournal.com]

poo... didnt you smell it...i hope you chucked it on the road..

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

No, I packaged it up and have couriered it to your work, attn Rhonda.

[boofbiker.livejournal.com]

Now which neighbour were you talking to? The lovely gay ones or the hetro ones? exactly how old was this rubber? and did the contents start to grow into any disgusting fungus or anything? have you told the person who put it there you just found it??? So many questions. I am not sure if I am impressed or what... But it is you we are talking about so I will take option one!