Notes for a happy life #14

[growler_south]

If: you are talking to your neighbour
And: You feel something you dont recognise in the pocket of your greasy, sweaty overalls
Then: leave it in your pocket until after neighbour has gone.
Else: it may turn out to be a used condom, complete with knotted top, and neighbours eyes may bug out on stalks.

Comments

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

No surprise at all to me, I knew exactly where it came from, though I didnt like to point out that it was about 4 months old... Ewwww!!!

[bikerbearmark.livejournal.com]

Yes, but I assume your neighbor wasn't too surprised that you would use such things...

<grin>

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Possibly the horror of the moment translated into a nice fantasy for him of what I might get up to while wearing my overalls....

[f8n-begorra.livejournal.com]

I can personally vouch for the next-door neighbors; they wouldn't be surprised about anything emerging from the Growler's pocket--though might possibly be rendered ill.