Notes for a happy life #14

[growler_south]

If: you are talking to your neighbour
And: You feel something you dont recognise in the pocket of your greasy, sweaty overalls
Then: leave it in your pocket until after neighbour has gone.
Else: it may turn out to be a used condom, complete with knotted top, and neighbours eyes may bug out on stalks.

Comments

[whiskerfish.livejournal.com]

see email

Re: email

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Well, if you're sure thats what you want, though I still dont understand where the llamas and the weather balloon come into it... I presume you'll pay all court costs should I get caught?