Notes for a happy life #14

[growler_south]

If: you are talking to your neighbour
And: You feel something you dont recognise in the pocket of your greasy, sweaty overalls
Then: leave it in your pocket until after neighbour has gone.
Else: it may turn out to be a used condom, complete with knotted top, and neighbours eyes may bug out on stalks.

Comments

[boofbiker.livejournal.com]

Now which neighbour were you talking to? The lovely gay ones or the hetro ones? exactly how old was this rubber? and did the contents start to grow into any disgusting fungus or anything? have you told the person who put it there you just found it??? So many questions. I am not sure if I am impressed or what... But it is you we are talking about so I will take option one!