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growler_southThis has to be one of the most accurate, down to earth and honest funniest collection of bullshit regarding my country ever to masquerade as a helpful guide. Some excerpts:
>The large majority of the population (89%) has a European heritage, primarily English. Therefore, English is the predominant language and Christianity the largest religion. The Maori, a Polynesian people who were the earliest inhabitants of New Zealand make up the remaining population. It's a little known fact that the vast populations of pacific islanders, asians and non-english europeans you'll see while in NZ are actually Maori in disguise.
> If you are walking down the street and see two people pressing noses, they are Maoris using their traditional greeting. Hongi is actually more common, and more professional than shaking hands. It happens all the time. Honest.
>Umbrellas and raincoats are necessary most of the year because of the climate and rainfall. Are we talking about New Zealand or Wales here?
>Do not use the "V for victory" sign while in this country.
>Talking is minimal while you are eating a meal. Talking while eating is an offence, with punishments ranging from being told to sit in the corner, through to being sent to bed with no supper.
>do not chew gum or toothpicks in public. Is this New Zealand or Singapore we're talking about?
>Afternoon tea is between 3:00 - 4:00pm During this hour the entire country is awash with the scent of Earl Grey and cucumber sandwiches.
>Ask permission before you attempt to photograph someone. Also, refrain from using your mobile phone in public lest you be burnt at the stake for witchcraft.
>Do not allow your voice to get loud. Maintain a reserved manner. If challenged by a New Zealander, do not make eye contact and stay low to the ground. If you fear you are about to be physically attacked, urinating on yourself as a sign of submission may be neccesary.
>In order to be a good conversationalist, stay current and informed on critical topics. One in particular is New Zealand's "nuclear free" zone. Other current topics in New Zealand include women's right to vote and the steam engine.
Business in New Zealand
But of course! the information on this page is supplied by students at the University of Texas at Dallas - M.B.A. International Management Studies.
>The large majority of the population (89%) has a European heritage, primarily English. Therefore, English is the predominant language and Christianity the largest religion. The Maori, a Polynesian people who were the earliest inhabitants of New Zealand make up the remaining population. It's a little known fact that the vast populations of pacific islanders, asians and non-english europeans you'll see while in NZ are actually Maori in disguise.
> If you are walking down the street and see two people pressing noses, they are Maoris using their traditional greeting. Hongi is actually more common, and more professional than shaking hands. It happens all the time. Honest.
>Umbrellas and raincoats are necessary most of the year because of the climate and rainfall. Are we talking about New Zealand or Wales here?
>Do not use the "V for victory" sign while in this country.
>Talking is minimal while you are eating a meal. Talking while eating is an offence, with punishments ranging from being told to sit in the corner, through to being sent to bed with no supper.
>do not chew gum or toothpicks in public. Is this New Zealand or Singapore we're talking about?
>Afternoon tea is between 3:00 - 4:00pm During this hour the entire country is awash with the scent of Earl Grey and cucumber sandwiches.
>Ask permission before you attempt to photograph someone. Also, refrain from using your mobile phone in public lest you be burnt at the stake for witchcraft.
>Do not allow your voice to get loud. Maintain a reserved manner. If challenged by a New Zealander, do not make eye contact and stay low to the ground. If you fear you are about to be physically attacked, urinating on yourself as a sign of submission may be neccesary.
>In order to be a good conversationalist, stay current and informed on critical topics. One in particular is New Zealand's "nuclear free" zone. Other current topics in New Zealand include women's right to vote and the steam engine.
Business in New Zealand
But of course! the information on this page is supplied by students at the University of Texas at Dallas - M.B.A. International Management Studies.
