"Oprah's new MIRACLE diet!"

[growler_south]

Wow! Oprah's lost weight again! it's a miracle!
I'd say "like anyone cares" but those women's magazines just keep selling!!

UPDATE: THIS JUST IN...

New Scientist headlines: "Violent jet detected spewing from brown dwarf.

A jet of matter has been detected spewing from a brown dwarf for the first time, mimicking a process seen in young stars."

Ah, so *thats* how she does it...

Comments

[smellykaka.livejournal.com]

Violent brown jet detected spewing from dwarf

Errors corrected.

[whiskerfish.livejournal.com]

I'm a little disappointed that this has nothing to do with midgets and poo.

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

I thought they were going to reveal the bulimic secret of Oprah's new miracle diet but no... Besides she's not all THAT short.

Midgets and poo would have been FAR more entertaining.

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

Only if the midgets were spewing poo all over the Repugnantcans at the helm of the US government...