growler_south: (Southpark)
growler_south ([personal profile] growler_south) wrote2005-07-04 01:12 pm

Sickboy

All night I was listless, tossing and turning and tossing some more, and now I know why: head cold!
I woke this morning to the sound of drums: Ka-THUD, Ka-THUD they went, and for a moment I wondered who was playing so loudly, until I realised it was the sound of my own heartbeat, amplified by 100psi in my sinuses. My sheets were damp from a night of sweating and my stomach slightly queasy from all the snot draining down the back of my throat.

This is not fun.

If I had a boyfriend he would have phoned in sick for me, and would now be making me chicken soup in our fabulous wee apartment overlooking the viaduct. But instead I'm here at work, slightly sweaty, trying not to move my head too quickly lest my poor compressed brain implodes. It builds character I guess...

;-)

Update: You guys are CRUEL. Here I am, sick, sweaty and horny and I'm being INUNDATED with rude thoughts via Email, Journal comments, and SMS. I'm going to end up wanking it right off!!! (It's so nice to feel loved :-))

[identity profile] beg1n.livejournal.com 2005-07-04 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
*gently rubs belly*

poor little growler.

[identity profile] growler-south.livejournal.com 2005-07-04 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
*gently gets boned up*
I get horny when I'm sick, dont forget, and as much as I wouldnt want you to catch this nasty cold I'm not sure I'd be able to resist...

Dammit now you've got me all horny again. Aargh!!
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[identity profile] furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com 2005-07-04 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
I've already GOT a cold.

*rubs beard on Growler's tummy*
*rubs beard on Growler's neck*
*rubs beard through Growler's armpits*
*rubs beard on Growler's....*

[identity profile] growler-south.livejournal.com 2005-07-04 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Grrrr!!!! :-D Suddenly the ache in my nuts feels GOOD...
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[identity profile] furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com 2005-07-04 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
*rubs beard on Growler's nuts*
*wraps beard around Growler's hard, dripping cock*

[identity profile] growler-south.livejournal.com 2005-07-04 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
*drool drool*

Fuck this I'm going to the bathroom. Again. (third time today...)
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[identity profile] furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com 2005-07-04 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh... my beard can sop up a lot of that. ;)

[identity profile] boofbiker.livejournal.com 2005-07-05 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Well you are sick in the head!!! That explains why you are always horny!

[identity profile] scream4noreason.livejournal.com 2005-07-04 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
I'd do more than just make chicken soup if you were my boyfriend.....

[identity profile] growler-south.livejournal.com 2005-07-04 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'd have you bent over that kitchen bench within moments...

[identity profile] scream4noreason.livejournal.com 2005-07-04 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
I can't cook and get screwed senseless at the same time.cant I just flip you over and rim you into unconsciousness?

[identity profile] beg1n.livejournal.com 2005-07-04 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
You can rim and cook? ...mind if I watch?

[identity profile] growler-south.livejournal.com 2005-07-04 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Watching is not allowed, I'm afraid you'd have to join in.

Aargh what am I saying!?! I'm at work, people, I dont need this tent in my trousers!!

[identity profile] gregorbehr.livejournal.com 2005-07-04 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
You people are twisted!
I'm not sure if I'm horny now, or just really frightened and going to rub myself in my naughty bits to hide from the boogy-man.

[identity profile] beg1n.livejournal.com 2005-07-04 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
heheheheh
ext_173199: (BikerBeardTail)

[identity profile] furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com 2005-07-04 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
But we like knowing we can have this sort of effect on you.

[identity profile] beastbriskett.livejournal.com 2005-07-04 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
(Pats your sweaty brow with a cool, moist....)

[identity profile] growler-south.livejournal.com 2005-07-04 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
moist....

Yeah, ok, you know me too well- I was trying desperately to think of something moist that was also sexy when it was cool, but the only thing I could come up with was a defrosted chicken. Which isnt really all that sexy. Honest.

[identity profile] boofbiker.livejournal.com 2005-07-05 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You want the horny messages and dont deny it!