6am

[growler_south]

Early morning dilemma:

Its cold out.
I need to pee.
But its cold out.
I *really* need to pee.
But fuck! its cold out. Maybe if I lie on my back...
Nope. I have to go. I may be some time.

Comments

[sinnabor.livejournal.com]

At Lazy Bear, I keep a couple of empty water bottles in the tent for just this reason.

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Oh now THATS classy. You spend too much time hanging around truckstops I think... ;-)

[sinnabor.livejournal.com]

No, I spend entirely too little time hanging around at truck stops. Like none at all. I never understood the trucker fetish. (And how can you possibly piss in a bottle while driving?)

But when you're camping, it's the little pleasures that make it all worth while. Like not having to put on warm clothes and shoes and find a flashlight just to take a piss. You can be back asleep in 30 seconds. Aaaaah.

Do you want me to save you one of those bottles and mail it to Auckland? :-)

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Ummmm... Thats really generous of you to offer but I'll pass this time, thanks. Fresh is best...

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

You would be amazed what truckers can do while driving....

[sinnabor.livejournal.com]

Like what? Knitting? Paint-by-numbers? Landscaping? Card tricks? Calligraphy? Horse-breeding?

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

I don't know about LazyBear, but mornings at Badger Flat can be QUITE nippy, and not having to leave the tent for that morning slash can be a big plus.

Not that I've ever done it; I just turn on the tent heater, get dressed and go outside. Like in the icon I used on this comment. ;)

[dacubsf.livejournal.com]

I do that too. Especially this year. It seemed cooler at night this year than last. After drinking every night. and then getting all comfy cozy in my sleeping bag. I wasn't about to trot out into the cold air to piss.

[scream4noreason.livejournal.com]

Was this post written by you or Saffy?

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

LOL it's by me, but it could just as easily be Saff :-)

[broduke2000.livejournal.com]

1) Bring someone home with you.
2) Drag them into your bed fully clothed and go to sleep.
3) When the need arises, use their duds as a sponge.

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

I much prefer
1)Have someone in bed with you
2)Make sure they're naked
3)When the need arises, piss up their arse.
4)Make *them* get out of bed ;-)

I can see rubber sheets in my future...

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

Less need for rubber sheets if your bedmate goes undercover and simply drinks you dry. Less chance of little puddles on the floor from his race to the toilet, too. ;)