6am

[growler_south]

Early morning dilemma:

Its cold out.
I need to pee.
But its cold out.
I *really* need to pee.
But fuck! its cold out. Maybe if I lie on my back...
Nope. I have to go. I may be some time.

Comments

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

I much prefer
1)Have someone in bed with you
2)Make sure they're naked
3)When the need arises, piss up their arse.
4)Make *them* get out of bed ;-)

I can see rubber sheets in my future...

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

Less need for rubber sheets if your bedmate goes undercover and simply drinks you dry. Less chance of little puddles on the floor from his race to the toilet, too. ;)