This is too good to keep to myself...

...what the fuck is with the chipmunk nesting on your chin? I note you carefully neglected to mention the onset of chronic gay stereotyping...!!! Jus' kidding mate although it has forced a radical re-arrangement of mental images. Got one in particular of you 3 geezers playing "nekkid leapfrog" as I believe I saw it called looking like some inferno-esque homo horror parody of a Motorhead mosh pit.

Does my chin look gay in this? ;-)

Alarming text messages, #1

"Was goin 2 go [to bears' night] bt had fite with lawn mower and in hosp now"

Eeek!