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I've developed a sudden intense interest in gardening. It coincided with today's visit to Wairere Nurseries where we met the proprietors Lloyd, Harry and Anthony.

Rick: "Look at this plant Grant," (pointing discreetely at Anthony walking towards us, but pretending to inspect some shrubby thing) "What do you think it is?"
Grant: "I dont know, but its woody..."

Might be time to get the garden professionally appraised...