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From BoingBoing: What's headless, limbless, vaguely turkey-shaped, has two breasts, three speeds, one vagina, and runs on a pair of double A batteries? The worst fucking laudanum-induced nightmare EVER, or the Concubine Masturbator sex gadget. Snip from website: "This multi-speed toy has it all! Made from a soft, realistic material, the concubine masturbator has perky breasts, hard nipples, and a ready and willing vagina." Visualize a decapitated (but stacked) quadruple amputee after multiple rounds of kitten bonsai, and you get what this looks like. Or, click here. Warning! NOT WORKSAFE and probably not good for anyone with a weak stomach. You have been warned...
And once you've looked at that, heres somethign cute to take your mind off the sheer horror:
Who shot the dog?!?
We went for a loooong walk around the lake, and I threw her ball as much as possible- so she's had an hour of racing about, crashing into trees, drinking from dirty puddles, and hunting rabbits. And now she's stuffed. I even waved a bit of my pie under her nose and she barely stirred- enought to eat the pie, but thats about it... Poor tired puppy :-)
And once you've looked at that, heres somethign cute to take your mind off the sheer horror:
Who shot the dog?!?
We went for a loooong walk around the lake, and I threw her ball as much as possible- so she's had an hour of racing about, crashing into trees, drinking from dirty puddles, and hunting rabbits. And now she's stuffed. I even waved a bit of my pie under her nose and she barely stirred- enought to eat the pie, but thats about it... Poor tired puppy :-)
