Hi-ho, hi-ho...

I worked yesterday from 9am until 9pm. I want a faster computer.
You've got a dual Xeon 3.6, get over it
Then I want a quad. Or a small render farm.
There are 5 fast machines on the network...
Good point. Hmmm... *sneakily installs distributed rendering software*
*chorus* Why is my machine suddenly so slow?
*sigh*

Simple.

Growler does not fuck without a condom.
Growler does not get fucked without a condom.
Growler will not play unless this is understood and respected.
Failure to appreciate these rules has resulted in bloodshed before, and may again.

Discuss.