Nov. 4th, 2005

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In an unexpected move today, Growler made an appointment to see the dentist, admitting that the ache in his jaw was getting worse.

"It feels like I've been chewing gum for a month", Growler said. "And to be honest, the hole in my gum is grossing me out."

When asked if the decision had anything to do with his current inability to suck cock, Growler declined to comment.

Analysts are puzzled as to how Growler intends to fund this emergency surgery. Financial firm Stock, Aitken and Watermann estimate Growler's personal liquidity at NZ$160 (US$37.50) and, with his cocksucking skills out of action, fail to see how this level could be increased before Monday.

"One thing's for certain", said close friend Dean, "He wont settle for going to Alaska with his mouth shut"
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