Oh look theres some stuff inside this old book, hey a photo of my dog Jandal, some receipts from 1993, a polaroid of some twink- wonder why I kept that? Hang on, who *is* that??.. OMG THATS ME!!
edit:Ahoy!! There be some treasure in this dusty tome, arrr look here, 'tis me old hound, and here some maps, and here be the cabin-boy. Strange 'tis for me to be keepin a likeness of him. Avast, ye scurvy dogs! That be an image of me!!