OH MY GOD

OHMYHOLYFUCKINJESUSONASTICK. CONCRETE SAWS AT MIDNIGHT, AND NONE OF THEM ARE REMOTELY CUTE. IM CALLIN THE COPS.

Actually, hang on, if *that one* fucked me I wouldnt complain. Hey! You! Over by the big truck, yeah you with the orange vest, greasy ponytail and the mean look. Come fuck me, and I wont call the council.

Oh yeah.

I wish.

*sigh*

I'm so special

HowManyOfMe.com

There is: 0 person with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name?

But for how much longer?