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I'm learning about Digital Asset Management- basically software which catalogues and organises all your images, videos, and files, wherever they may be, and offers quick and easy searching. Great for us here, where we have vast, disorganised librarie of images, textures and footage, and no-one can quite remember where everything is.

Unfotunately, this seems to be a new and exciting field, and so I'm wading through enthusiastic but pointless newspeak. I dont WANT to leverage and monetise my diverse portfolio, nor do I want to experience a synergistic environment for structuring the flow of media assets. You can take your powerful transformations and enhanced management capabilities and stick them right up your documentation platform, for all I care. All I want to know is:

Will it make finding stuff easy?

Beans, beans, the musical fruit...

Watties have just introduced a new range of ethnic flavoured baked beans, the 'bean there ate that' range.



So we have our cans all labelled with funky retro cartoon ethnic stereotype beans doing charming ethnic things. Those silly backwards foreigners, dont they look funny! But... what's this? Hang on, that odd little catchphrase insert isnt a cloud after all, it looks more like a...



Yes indeed, these beans are GOOD. One meal of Moroccan beans and you'll be talking out your arse too. Unless your Indian, in which case you'll be levitating from the sheer force of your gastric emissions.

Go out and buy these beans before they change the cans. They're supercool.