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For fuck's sake, these bodies are capable of *that* and you didn't think to include a safety warning? Not even a cutesy tiny diagram above the tailbone? I'm going to have to inform OSH*. Not that they'd believe me.
Come to think of it, what *was* that? I would have said it was an orgasm, but last time I checked orgasms- even rather good ones- dont leave one flat on the floor looking at the ceiling wondering where am I, who am I, and why am I thinking in tellytubbyese? And then, no, REALLY. Where am I, who am I and QUIT IT WITH THE TINKYWINKY!!! I dont know if I came. I *do* know I dont care. Though it is amusing that my first coherent post-coital thought was "I wonder if Wikipedia has an article on this". Ok, so not entirely coherent.
Anyway: Something that potent should require the erection of safety barriers. At the least. And possibly a little man with a red flag walking ahead so as not to scare the horses.
*Occupational Safety and Health: Government watchdog/nanny/bogeyman over safety and health issues in the workplace.
Come to think of it, what *was* that? I would have said it was an orgasm, but last time I checked orgasms- even rather good ones- dont leave one flat on the floor looking at the ceiling wondering where am I, who am I, and why am I thinking in tellytubbyese? And then, no, REALLY. Where am I, who am I and QUIT IT WITH THE TINKYWINKY!!! I dont know if I came. I *do* know I dont care. Though it is amusing that my first coherent post-coital thought was "I wonder if Wikipedia has an article on this". Ok, so not entirely coherent.
Anyway: Something that potent should require the erection of safety barriers. At the least. And possibly a little man with a red flag walking ahead so as not to scare the horses.
*Occupational Safety and Health: Government watchdog/nanny/bogeyman over safety and health issues in the workplace.
