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After many years of browsing and shopping at the Fort Troff store (NSFW!!) I have just noticed that they have demo videos of some of their products.

Mostly in the 'New products' section, so I'm guessing it must be a relatively recent innovation, but DAMN!! I'm so lucky my credit card is safely hidden away- everything looks so tempting and reasonably priced when you're thinking with your dick.

I'm awake because my head is full of snot.

Oh, and today we went shopping for rings. I like titanium, because I'm a geek, mostly, but also because my fingers are freaky weird and I dont want to give them any excuse to get weirder.


Metropolis?


Electric slide?


Black titanium?


Gallagher?


Abyss Replica? (OMG how geekycool)

Ok time to sleep now.

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Brian's cracking me up with his suggestions for what to engrave on the inside of our rings.

"TIL DEATH OR CONSENSUS"
"MARRIAGE IS GAY"
"SPAGHETTI ON WHAT?"
"DON'T FORGET THE J-LUBE"
"BITCH PLEASE"
"A HOT DOG AND A HALLWAY"
"STUCK TOGETHER LIKE VELCRO"
"FOREVER IS A LONG DAMN TIME"
"JOYFULLY CODEPENDENT"
"BUTT BABIES NEVER LIVE"
"I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANAL SEX"
"LET'S SNUGGLE AND WATCH TV"


I suggested
"FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY"
"YOU CALL THAT A RING?"

or perhaps our anniversary date, that way neither of us have an excuse for forgetting.

Oh, and:

Tungsten. Slim. Simple. Shiny. Precioussss. Lifetime warranty

I'm starting to understand why girls go ga-ga for rings. It's all rather romantic.

*giggle*

Show your loved one just how much she means to you. Now only $59.98!