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Had a lovely dinner last night with a few good friends, then went down to Urge for a couple of celebratory drinks. At no time did I wear a dress, or a veil, or do a hula dance, or rim a drag queen on stage. I definitely didnt have inflated condoms for breasts. Those are vicious rumours and completely unsubstantiated.

Except for the photos. And the videos.

Oh dear.