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Oh my god.

here's a hint: when you buy a new bottle of... leather cleaner, or liquid incense, or a 'brown bottle', do yourself a favour and check that the lid fits tight.

If the lid doesn't fit tight, and you were to leave it in your linen drawer, and it were to leak out, and you were to sleep in the same room, you would wake up feeling like I do today.

I could have sworn I had sinuses yesterday...

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Oh, and to everyone who attended my 35th birthday last year:

Sorry. I'm only 34. And I still cant do math, apparently.