Mind-numbingly awful

[growler_south]

The DRUPA international printing and paper trade fair, held in Dusseldorf, has a theme tune. In fact, they have a few theme tunes from past trade fairs. With sizzling lyrics like
"drupa, drupa, drupa
international printing and paper fair
we welcome you to dusseldorf germany
to see whats new in the graphics industry",
you just KNOW you have to listen. Just be prepared to catch your mind as it turns to jelly and dribbles out your ear.

Drupa '86, a country extravaganza. God help us all.
Drupa '04. Bjorn and Benny are spinning in their graves.
Drupa 2000- shades of 'top gun'. And vomit.

Comments

[barbarian-rat.livejournal.com]

Ah .... wait ... mind solidifing from jelly .... Sounded like a theme from a James Bond movie only much, much worse.

[auxugen.livejournal.com]

Uh, memghdhtrrrggg *drool*

These are so wrong on every step of their creation. The fact that the idea of a theme song wasn't shot down and put out of its misery the mere instant the idea of a theme song was uttered. Then they searched/advertised for someone to make the thing. Then someone said "I can make your theme song!" (Just how hungry were these people?) THEN, they APPROVED the songs while apparently at no time did anyone ask themselves if they really NEED this stuff?

Oh these are awful...

and the artists sound like they tried so hard

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

I especially like the country-themed tune from '86, the meticulous and studied southern drawl only serves to hilight the fact that the singer is Hans Gruber, a successful Elvis impersonater in Amsterdam.

[bikerbearmark.livejournal.com]

>And while you learn you can enjoy Dusseldorf Germany!

Oh

My

GAWD!

I'm laughing so hard subwoofr is worried I'll choke myself!

[beastbriskett.livejournal.com]

Okay, I've been up for four days, and I'm hearing and seeing things, and those things are still hideous.