Amusing situation that never was...

[growler_south]

Someone saw me at Lateshift on friday with Nick. Someone overheard someone else at LS talking about my relationship with the boys. Someone put 2 and 2 together to make 5 and deduced that the boys and I had broken up. Despite our popular appearance as a family unit at Urge on sunday, the rumour spread like the clap over the course of the weekend, until today sweet Tom heard it and asked Rick if it was true. (This is coming from Rick, BTW, so may be a dramatisation of actual events. Caveat Emptor and all that.)

This is the sort of dramatic and tempestuous relationship I love- the type where you have arguments, fall apart, and get back together again without even knowing it. Or maybe I just got back with the boys because of Mo's new TV... (which, Rick tells me, can be seen from 2 blocks away. New rule: Porn ONLY if curtains closed..)

Comments

[pa747sp.livejournal.com]

That was me. I posted it on nzdating notice board, sent a press release to the Herald, got it written across the sky and bought 30 seconds before the 6pm news on TV One.

Secretly I am hoping you split up with those 2, flee to Melbourne in grief, and end up as my sex slave.

Is that wrong?

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Wrong.. yes, but understandable. Also remarkably deluded- you'll understand better after (or, possibly, during) sex with Morris in Melbourne.

Just dont do it again, ok? ;-)

[pa747sp.livejournal.com]

If he is half as good as you ....

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Wellll... imagine me, but with a lovely dominant streak, and a willy that wouldnt be ashamed to be photographed beside a REGULAR coke can.

VERY good.

[pa747sp.livejournal.com]

Um, but you are perfect already, and you have lovely dominant streak, and a very nice chopper...

But, hey, if it makes you happy, I'll compare and contrast. Maybe several times, to get a fair judgement.

[musclebearnz.livejournal.com]

He wont have time for sex with anyone in Melbourne.. His limited time will be utilised looking for a new coffee machine for me...

[smellykaka.livejournal.com]

Lots of things are best done with curtains closed. Friends are currently upset about the windows behind the kitchen stove being clear glass...

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Ewwww fucking on the kitchen table is bad enough, but on the STOVE?

Or are you saying they're some kind of weird privacy nutjobs who dont like anyone to see the food they're cooking, in case their evil staring somehow curdles the organic tempeh?

[smellykaka.livejournal.com]

no, I mean certain things that involve heating aparatus and kitchen cutlery...

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Havent they heard of gas camping stoves?

[pa747sp.livejournal.com]

Me, me, me. You know, you really ought to think of others more often.
Well, at least think of my bum more oftn.
Anyway, get your coffee machine on the net. Buying from shops is so last century.

[hiddendenim.livejournal.com]

Hiya! just thought I'd drop by. I giggled all the way down this page. I'm glad to hear that though tumultuous you're having a great life many moons on... Enjoy the controversy the falling in and out ...and the three!!! (I'm secretly quite jealous and awed)