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[growler_south]

Last night I had breasts in my face. Large, round, perky ones with pierced nipples (but nothing as hideous as Janet's, thank god). I was behind the bar, turned and dropped to grab a beer from the fridge, and ended up occupying the same space as the lady stripper who was reaching behind the bar for her handbag. Paul and Scotty saw it all and were momentarily horrified. And then they laughed. Bastards. I had *nipples* in my *ears*!!! Aiee!!

The lovely lady was at the bar because we were hosting a magazine launch: an art magazine featuring 200 pages of naked men. Or boys, really, since they were all 20ish, smooth, and had floppy hair. It took me a while to realise that there was more than one model. It's awful to say, but all these twinks look the same to me. It was never explained to me why they had a female stripper there, but I like to think it was so no-one could claim it was a gay magazine, though of course when you're printing a giant glossy mag full of naked lads it's a given that the bulk of your print run is going to end up in very clean, colour coordinated bathrooms in Ponsonby and St Mary's Bay. Bathrooms that have rarely seen naked ladybreasts, especially up close.

Comments

[putzmeisterbear.livejournal.com]

It's not really awful to say about twinks. They are all trying to look like 14 year old boys. Leaves me cold.

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

Yup. What I don't understand are people who think all men with beards look alike. That's just being a lazy fool.

[bratman.livejournal.com]

Large round perky ones are the best! I once offered $20 to any employee at a local pub that would let me mush my face into her naked breasts. The one who took the deal had small breasts. It wasn't quite the experience I was hoping for...wait...I just said too much didn't I?

[cuboz.livejournal.com]

I wish I could find the website that had winners of a recent Hair Stylists competition.

Almost ALL of the styles were those hideous, bouffant, wavy long hair, girly across the face semi-emo looks on waif-like and girly looking androgynous young men. *puke*

Needless to say, I'm happy with my $16 cut at the local greek barber's place! :-)

[cuboz.livejournal.com]

Gosh,

I hope you'll be able to handle my hairy man boobs in your face, one day! LOL

xxx