Parents!!

[growler_south]

Beware what you tell your kids in jest, they might not understand... a parent I know is having her bathroom renovated- they have no shower or bath, all thats left is the toilet. Her kids asked her "Whats going to happen when theres no toilet?" so she said "well, you're just going to have to go in the garden, like the builder". Miss Seven understood the joke and countered with "eww gross!" but apparently Master Five didnt. Because next morning... "Where's Bob?*"
And there he is, in the FRONT yard, taking a dump in the middle of the lawn, while commuters in the bus shelter across the road pretend not to notice...

*Names changed to protect the innocent. Until their 21st birthday speeches, that is...