Public Transport of DOOM...

[growler_south]

A bus passed me as I drove back from the doctor. Dirty, stinky diesel and rubber smoke enveloped my car until I could barely see the car in front. Luckily the light from the flames belching out of the bus' engine bay helped visibility somewhat. As the bus roared away down Symonds st, engine compartment blazing merrily, I called the Howick and Eastern Bus co.

"Hi, Ive got a complaint about bus number 138, it got soot all over my nice clean car. Because its on FIRE."

Oh yes, the tests were all negative, as I knew they would be. Hurrah! No rubber thingies with my husbears. But its still rubber thingies for everyone else, of course.

Comments

[dacubsf.livejournal.com]

so how did your appointment go? I'm guessing the reason you went was due to your recent post of the other day

[musclebearnz.livejournal.com]

yes, well instead of the stupid bloody green party trying to ban all the genetically modified yummy stuff I eat, they should focus on getting all these dirty bomby buses off the road..

[beg1n.livejournal.com]

bad news about that bus - good test news for you! I'll make sure to bring a hundred or so rubber thingies on my visit to see you and yer husbears.

[gregorbehr.livejournal.com]

But its still rubber thingies for everyone else, of course

Excellent, I can't tell you how happy I am to read that statement.

[debxena.livejournal.com]

Good you're all in the clear, hon. *does a little dance*