Public Transport of DOOM...

[growler_south]

A bus passed me as I drove back from the doctor. Dirty, stinky diesel and rubber smoke enveloped my car until I could barely see the car in front. Luckily the light from the flames belching out of the bus' engine bay helped visibility somewhat. As the bus roared away down Symonds st, engine compartment blazing merrily, I called the Howick and Eastern Bus co.

"Hi, Ive got a complaint about bus number 138, it got soot all over my nice clean car. Because its on FIRE."

Oh yes, the tests were all negative, as I knew they would be. Hurrah! No rubber thingies with my husbears. But its still rubber thingies for everyone else, of course.

Comments

[dacubsf.livejournal.com]

so how did your appointment go? I'm guessing the reason you went was due to your recent post of the other day

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Yes indeed. Post amended. Its all good, and I was silly to be nervous.
Thanks for your concern though, stud..

[dacubsf.livejournal.com]

it's never silly to be nervous. Especially when it concerns your health. It's a very normal reaction. and nothing to be ashamed of

Good to hear everything came out good.

[musclebearnz.livejournal.com]

yes, well instead of the stupid bloody green party trying to ban all the genetically modified yummy stuff I eat, they should focus on getting all these dirty bomby buses off the road..

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

It was on FIRE. I imagine that if it werent on fire it would be a fine, unpolluting example of responsible public transport. Besides how long do you think it wil be till the Datsin spontaneously combusts?

[musclebearnz.livejournal.com]

Oi...my Datsun's got a Katatonic Konverter, its eco-friendly !!

[beg1n.livejournal.com]

bad news about that bus - good test news for you! I'll make sure to bring a hundred or so rubber thingies on my visit to see you and yer husbears.

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Dont bother, we're all well stocked with rubber thingies here, as any slut-filled household should be. However, if you're passing through Amsterdam, send us tubs of Mr B's lube called "FIST"- it makes me giggle. At first.

[gregorbehr.livejournal.com]

But its still rubber thingies for everyone else, of course

Excellent, I can't tell you how happy I am to read that statement.

Huh??

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

I get to have all the kinky raunchy bareback sex I want with the two hottest guys on the planet, who, as a bonus, love me as dearly as I love them. Why would I consider for a moment the idea of putting that at risk?

yeah I know HIV isnt the death sentence it once was but hey, I'm selfish, I want to be with my boys for as long as I possibly can- I'm looking out for their health as much as for my own. Besides, I would
Fuck I cant even say what I would feel like if I gave them anything, I go all teary and I cant see the keyboard.

Sex is good, but what we have is worth more than all the good sex in the world.

(Besides, we have AWESOME sex, heh heh... *gloats with pants a-tenting*)

Re: Huh??

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

"I get to have all the kinky raunchy bareback sex I want with the two hottest guys on the planet, who, as a bonus, love me as dearly as I love them."

Photos! We want photos! Nasty, sweaty, furry, raunchy, cum-slathered photos!

Oh dear... did I just say that?!

Um... It's nice that you've got such a fulfilling relationship.

*sighs, slaps self on back of hand*

It's just no use. My inner pig insists on coming out to play.

Re: Huh??

[growler-south.livejournal.com]

Your inner pig can come and play anytime it likes :-) And we're working on the photos but Im not sure they'll appear *here*, after all my *mother* reads this ...

Re: Huh??

[furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com]

...and you talk like this in front of your mother?!

[debxena.livejournal.com]

Good you're all in the clear, hon. *does a little dance*