Lister: Your explanation for anything even slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it? You lose your keys, it's aliens. A picture falls off the wall, it's aliens. That time we used up an entire bog roll in one day, you thought that was aliens as well. Rimmer: Well, if we didn't use it Lister, who did? Lister: Rimmer, ALIENS used our bog roll? Rimmer: Just because they're aliens it doesn't mean they don't have to go to the little boy's room. But they probably do something weird and alien-esque, like it comes out of the top of their heads or something. Lister: Well I wouldn't like to be stuck behind one in a cinema.
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Date: 2004-11-02 10:04 pm (UTC)Lister: Your explanation for anything even slightly peculiar is aliens, isn't it? You lose your keys, it's aliens. A picture falls off the wall, it's aliens. That time we used up an entire bog roll in one day, you thought that was aliens as well.
Rimmer: Well, if we didn't use it Lister, who did?
Lister: Rimmer, ALIENS used our bog roll?
Rimmer: Just because they're aliens it doesn't mean they don't have to go to the little boy's room. But they probably do something weird and alien-esque, like it comes out of the top of their heads or something.
Lister: Well I wouldn't like to be stuck behind one in a cinema.