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I had dinner last night with the lovely [livejournal.com profile] debxena. We were going to go to One Red Dog but it had mysteriously, suddenly and emphatically closed- the building gutted, walls stripped. DEb wandered down the street and discovered Troy, a rather pleasant european restaurant, complete with polystrene greek columns, amphorae, and plastic grapes. And a flamboyant maitre'de. Oh, how he flamboyed. From the crushed velvet zebra-print shirt (unbuttoned to the nipples) right down to his shiny-tipped shoes he flaunted and flounced his sick perversity to the world. He paid rather a lot of attention to me, all eye contact and pleasant, knowing smiles, until I sat with Deb and we began discussing sex toys, bondage, J-lube and fetish parties.

Its great to chat to someone about such things without the pressure of being in a sexual situation- to just compare notes, swap hints and tips, discuss the logistics of bondage and polyamoury. Fantastic.

Date: 2005-04-29 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] debxena.livejournal.com
*sniffs*

I'm a bad username! No one will know of my fabulous conversation skills! *bursts into tears*

Date: 2005-04-29 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] growler-south.livejournal.com
Actually you were a distinct shortage of quote marks. But all fixed now.

Date: 2005-04-29 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] debxena.livejournal.com
*is mollified* Thank you, sweetheart!

Yeah well...

Date: 2005-04-29 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gregorbehr.livejournal.com
Whilst you were dining, I broke a 2 year, 2 month and 8 day record.

Re: Yeah well...

Date: 2005-04-29 06:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gregorbehr.livejournal.com
I let a very nice gentleman, with a VERY large penis, place it up my ASSHOLE!

Re: Yeah well...

Date: 2005-04-29 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gregorbehr.livejournal.com
And yes, he did it in ONE thrust! Hurt like hell and I had to peel myself off the ceiling!
Then he did it some more and more and more and more till finally I was grunting like, well... like a Boof! :)

Re: Yeah well...

Date: 2005-04-29 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] growler-south.livejournal.com
and do you have a sore bottom today?

*grin*

Re: Yeah well...

Date: 2005-04-29 07:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bikerbearmark.livejournal.com
"Oh, how he flamboyed."
"Grunting like a Boof..."


This exchange definitely wins my Creative Use of Language Award for the day. So sit still and accept your reward, both of you.

Re: Yeah well...

Date: 2005-04-29 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gregorbehr.livejournal.com
Promises, promises!

Re: Yeah well...

Date: 2005-04-29 09:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boofbiker.livejournal.com
Funny how he said I am going to tell only myself and Grant. yet here he is telling the world. LOL

Re: Yeah well...

Date: 2005-04-29 02:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gregorbehr.livejournal.com
You and Grant... just happens to be in his journal! LOL
Hey, YOU should be fucking pleased for me. I mean, what sort of vers/btm am I if I don't bottom for over 2 years?

LOL... ya cow!

YES!

Date: 2005-04-29 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gregorbehr.livejournal.com
Inside... and out! Fuck that man could spank! hehehe

Date: 2005-04-29 09:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boofbiker.livejournal.com
next time I am over or you here lets try and talk without it getting sexual. LOLOL Yeah Like I could do that!

Date: 2005-04-30 07:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] growler-south.livejournal.com
well that wouldnt work, because once we'd talked about it we'd want to try it out...

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