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Or does everyone get super horny when they're a bit feverish? Ive got some sort of flu and its made my body ache, my head spin, and my skin sweat- despite being freezing cold. Its also made me so horny I could did jack off 6 times at work and twice at home with a rubber toy up my arse.

I also had the most vivid pornographic dream while snoozing on the couch at work- left me with a most unfortunate tent in my pants (which was dealt with in episode #4) and will make excellent porn: it's that vivid in my mind. Though having thought of my explicit dream, i'm not so much inspired to write as I am to make it to #9...

Date: 2005-05-17 10:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daikon.livejournal.com
Its hit or miss with me, but ill second it. Its rare i get a fever, but when i do i tend to wake up horny as fuck, jerk off, then roll over and fall back asleep. Repeat several times.

The big thing with me is, if im too cold it goes away. Since i live in SF, it almost invariably entirely miserable to have a fever, because the second you get out of bed all hot and sweaty, you feel like youre freezing your ass off. (And being from southern california, my tolerances for cold are low to begin with)

Date: 2005-05-17 10:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dacubsf.livejournal.com
it must be just you. When I get sick. Sex is the last thing I think of or want.

Date: 2005-05-17 10:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dacubsf.livejournal.com
but I tell you that icon you used on this post is doing something to me for sure *EG*

I don't think it is just you but...

Date: 2005-05-17 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whiskerfish.livejournal.com
I am much the same when I have a mild fever. If it goes beyond 101 degrees Fahrenheit (37.7777778 degrees Celsius) then I am out of commission with major body aches and with that, I have a miserable attitude.
If I remember correctly, the last time I had a fever, R had to finally tell me to climb down off his backside and take matters onto my own hands.
In addition, I find that once the fever breaks, I feel so good that all I wanna do is humpsumptin.

The fever/horny correlation, I think, is non-existent, though. From what I have read in your journal and from what I know from personal experience, I think you and I are horny all the time. Some men are just that way, and sadly, others aren't. The perpetually horny must be kept separate or nothing would ever get accomplished except for a sore bum.

Date: 2005-05-17 10:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boofbiker.livejournal.com
You also get extremely chatty on the phone. which in turn makes others really horny. bad Growler. :-)

Date: 2005-05-17 11:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brianpdx.livejournal.com
being feverish definitely does it to me. I seem to get even *more* horny (assuming that is possible) when I am hungover. I can't leave it alone. Not that I leave it alone that much anyway.

Date: 2005-05-17 11:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brianpdx.livejournal.com
oh, and that armpit icon....

damn. i want a taste.

Date: 2005-05-17 01:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ink-ling.livejournal.com
It is definitely not just you: I always get the sick hornies ... .

Date: 2005-05-17 01:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beg1n.livejournal.com
yup - same here.

Date: 2005-05-17 01:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lumberjackie-o.livejournal.com
doesn't inkling (above your reply) look like you??

Date: 2005-05-17 01:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lumberjackie-o.livejournal.com
LOW GRADE fever does it....

and, oddly, so does JUST a HINT of a hangover

Date: 2005-05-17 03:35 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] furr-a-bruin.livejournal.com
Well - as others have said, if I'm too sick - all I wanna do is sleep. But I have experienced what you're talking about with a mild fever.

Personally, I can't imagine EVER jacking off at work no matter how horny I was.

Date: 2005-05-17 03:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imondo.livejournal.com
Er... you jacked off 6 times at work and twice at home with a rubber toy, and yer sickish ?

Excuse me, are you single ?

Date: 2005-05-19 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] growler-south.livejournal.com
LOL is it that obvious? :-)

Date: 2005-05-17 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] furtummy.livejournal.com
It's not just you. Whenever I have the flu I jerk off way more than usual.

Date: 2005-05-18 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beastbriskett.livejournal.com
Now, if that's what you do when you're ill, I can only imagine what it's like when you're healthy!
Hmm--I might hafta make some modifications to my pillion pad...
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